We had a couple cold, wet and rainy days this week, so of course outside time wasn't an option. Plan B: The kids love it when I blow up balloons and we play different games with them and we just go all out nuts! I particularly love to throw the balloons at them and they have to hit it with whatever body part I shout out.
Anyway, this time, one of my "nut-case" children...namely Teagan...turned to me with her balloon in front of her and said: "Look Mom, the balloon looks like my eweterus."
I, of course couldn't contain myself and laughed my uterus off!
"You mean your you-terus?" I replied.
Tea, looking at me as though I'm an ignorant idiot, "Yeah, like my womb... you know!"
Then the thought struck her! She proceeded to relay it to me at a bewildering rate AND all in one breath: "OH, MOMMY....I KNOW!!!!! We could put a little baby balloon inside of it and blow it up and then you could pop this one and it would be like when you pushed Ireson out! Doesn't that sound like a good idea, Mommy?"
I thought to myself amongst my musing: "Yeah...'cause it was that easy."
Only a nurses child! What have I done?
