Last week we were over at my Mom's along with my sister.  Ireson walked through the kitchen, where we were all standing around.  Trailing behind him was a rather foul odor of the most stenchy proportions.  
The conversation that followed has stuck with us... much like the smell of a skunk after it's aroma has infested your car.
"Wow, Ireson, you stink!"  "Holy cow kid!"  "Get him outta here!"- were the numerous comments from the on-smellers.
Ireson just smiled and laughed as he passed by Grandpa to get to his Dad.
Grandpa:  "Geesh Ireson.  You could kill rats with that smell!"
Ireson, rather proudly replied with a giggle:  "Yeah!...rats....and bears too!"
Always the comedian.  A true Stinkerson.